Chapter 175 My brother taught you how to make a human!(1/2)
Fan Li shook his head helplessly
"I forgot, I told you that I am usually a female technician!"
Wang Gang blushed
“Wouldn’t that be even more uncomfortable?”
"Hahaha, you won't move. When you go to someone, you will start giving you a massage. There is nothing else but comfort?"
"Really or not?"
"Barring nonsense, is it meaningful to lie to you?"
Wang Gang licked his lips
"What is a sauna? What is a bath scrubber? How comfortable is it? And how much does it take to get this time?"
Fan Li was very surprised, and looked at Wang Gang with helplessness and annoyance.
"Okay! I'll pretend I didn't say it! Don't say that I know you in the future!"
"Oh, what's wrong? Please, you're still so awesome?"
"Brother, forget it! You'd better stop asking, I'm afraid of going with you, I'm afraid of embarrassing and rolling my eyes!"
"Don't go and get down! I'll go by myself if I have time!"
Fan Li quickly bowed with both hands
"Brother, I beg you! You must not dare to go alone. If you can't resist the temptation and become a young man in trouble, it's better to say something. If it constitutes a crime, it will be really troublesome. I will live in your shadow for the rest of my life!"
Wang Gang glared
"Take a bath! Massage! What crime can you commit!"
Fan Li shook his head
"You can only understand and not express it! Do you go to eat?"
"Okay, don't say it's over! It's just right to save me some money! Let's go for dinner!"
After the meal, the two of them quarreled in the house for a while. Finally, Fan Li returned to the house, drank Wahaha and went to watch cartoons. Wang Gang was lying quietly on the bed, holding his cell phone in his hand, looking at the black screen, waiting for Liu Xia to come to the door automatically, but after waiting for a long time, it was almost ten o'clock, Wang Gang finally couldn't stand it.
"What are you doing? Why don't you send a text message?"
But almost the same time
"Why haven't finished eating yet? You've gone to someone else's bed!"
Wang Gang smiled
"I've finished eating! People don't let others go to bed, but they lie down on their own! What are you doing?"
"Oh, according to your opinion, I was rejected when I went to bed with someone else. I only thought of me now!"
"Oh, can you always be so sensitive, okay? To be precise, don't mess around, okay?"
"Okay, let me ask you what the hell are you doing?"
"What can I do? I must be lying in bed waiting for the good news!"
"Okay, don't say anything better than the ones you sing! Don't forget that I was not here to sing for you, but to ask for guilt! Hurry up and tell me what I did last night! It's better to be honest, otherwise the consequences will be serious!"
"Look at what you said, how could a graceful lady as understanding as you do? How could she do something to provoke a slander!"
"What are you thinking about? Don't forget that he is still a daughter. This seriously affects my innocence! How can I just stop it? Tell me what I did last night?"
"Hahaha, I did a lot of things last night. What do you want to know?"
"Don't smile, little brat, tell me what you did?"
"Actually, I didn't do anything! I first asked you to help me heal my injuries for a while! Then I talked to you and officially became your boyfriend! Then I had a dream all night!"
"Don't change the subject! Don't interrupt! Hurry up and tell me where was my hand last night?"
Wang Gang hesitated a little after seeing this, because after all, neither of them had seen each other before. If he had made a move, he would be very likely to make a mistake and make this aunt angry. Isn’t it? The true love of the past few years has been wasted, so there must be a mat
"Don't worry, I will definitely tell you, but I have to confirm something again. I don't know if you agree!"
"Oh, when did you become so gentle, it's really unaccustomed to it! Tell me!"
"Aren't you a college student? Only by constantly learning and changing my life can I be worthy of you!"
"Okay, please tell me if you don't have any slick words!"
"Okay, let's get back to the original story. Does what you said last night count?
About a minute passed
"I said too much yesterday, that's what you said until!"
Wang Gang smiled bitterly. It seemed that they were all Zhang Sanfeng's apprentices, but now she must be in trouble first.
"You are so noble that you forget too much! Aren't you going to marry me and give me a fat boy?"
"You are talking nonsense. When did I say I want to give birth to a fat boy on your kang? Do you think I am a pig!"
Wang Gang burst into laughter
"Then you can have one!"
"Brother, please find out, that's all after marriage. I haven't seen a single word yet! I'm a little whimsical! I'll ask quickly what's going on?"
"Brother, I said you are so kind of forgot about your noble man, and you still don't admit it. Have you forgotten that you officially admitted last night that I am your boyfriend. This is not a stroke of the eight characters, is it the stroke of the eight characters?"
"There is no relationship between these two! What do you ask directly!"
"Why doesn't it matter! Without this stroke, that stroke will always be just a stroke, and the eight characters can only stay in a beautiful wish!"
"Oh! You're talking nonsense! OK, there's a single horoscope, OK! Now you can talk about your problem!"
"Kiss one! It seems that you really treat me as your boyfriend!"
"Hate! Isn't it steamed or cooked or fried? I'm fool, tell me quickly!"
"Oh! Actually, it's nothing. I just want to have some reassurance!"
"What? You guy, you dare to set a trap for me!"
"Oh! Look at what you said, it seems like I was planning to do something wrong!"
"Okay, you are awesome! You actually made me sell myself twice without realizing it! You can answer my question now!"
"You ask! Make sure to explain it truthfully!"
"Oh! Why are you so happy? You shouldn't have any bad idea again!"
"How dare I! I've seen it clearly, be honest and lenient, and resist to seek death!"
"It's good to know, then I'll ask you if your hand was always outside the quilt last night?"
Wang Gang smiled and thought that since they were all boyfriends, let alone putting their hands in and touching them randomly, even if they were rubbing them randomly, it would be that way, because compared to the little girl next door who was holding her back smoothly, these are not worth mentioning at all. Besides, the two of them were so far away, except kissing one or hugging them all day long, saying that they would not play with you, everyone is adults after all, always standing in the distance, not touching some of the most sensitive things, they can only be netizens, invisible and intangible dreams.
"Do you want to tell the truth or listen to something nice?"
"No, I must listen to the truth! I sold myself because I like to listen to something nice!"
"Actually, that's it! At the beginning of my night, my hand was placed on the quilt in a normal manner, but in the middle of the night, I felt like I was pinching something soft and hot! This reasoning may be when I was dreaming, because it was too cold outside, I reached into the quilt and touched something I shouldn't have touched!"
"You are just a liar! I won't tell you anymore! I just said that when I wake up in the morning, why is the underwear disappearing! It turns out that it was a good thing you, a beast, did!"
Wang Gang smiled bitterly, thinking that this woman is so unreasonable, she is really not a forced act.
"Oh! Isn't this a dream? I'm more curious. Don't you take off your underwear when you sleep? It's not uncomfortable!"
"You hate it! Since it's a dream, I will forgive you! Do you sleep all over every night?"
"Haha, secret! But it must be the same as you!"
"You hate it! Say it quickly!"
"I'm sleeping naked! You shouldn't be the same as me!"
"Nonsense! I must be wearing pajamas!"
"What are you wearing under your pajamas? Not just like me!"
"Hate! Can you explain what time I went to bed last night?"
Wang Gang found that the atmosphere was just right
"Whose bed should you go to!"
"I won't tell you anymore! You are lying beside my bed, who do you want to go to?"
"Oh, it turns out it's your bed! I'm sorry I didn't go there!"
"Is that true? Your hands are so dishonest when dreaming. Can your legs be so obedient? Tell me quickly!"
"Oh! Didn't you let me lie on the edge of the bed? So I lay on the edge of the bed and looked at you all night. If you don't believe me, look at my eyes now, and I'm covered in blood!"
"Really? Do you believe it? Then what's going on with the buttons on my pajamas?"
At this time, Wang Gang felt a hint and finally smiled bitterly. Liu Xia is also a normal woman. Although she has no chance to feel the life of a college student, she knows a little about what she hears through all day. Think about them again. As long as they are together, they will always be the most popular topic. Then, in their dormitory, except for her boyfriend, they all belong to their own school. They will inevitably exchange experiences at night, so that they can satisfy the ** deep in their hearts.
To be continued...