Chapter 182
Officer Feng hugged Wang Gang's neck
"Brother, it's not that my brother won't help you! If you can find a buyer, let's sell me! My girlfriend accidentally planted it a few days ago, and now she's worried about having no money to do it!"
Wang Gang wished he could just go up to his knee and get rid of it. A man couldn't control his belt. Sooner or later, he would not live a eunuch or even a eunuch, because don't think that women's tofu is delicious. If they are not eaten well, they will cause poisoning. If they are not done well, they will kill them.
"Hahaha, I'm joking with you! I didn't expect that we were not many! It seems that it's good if you don't have a girlfriend! By the way! Officer Feng, what should I do if Ka?"
"What do you think of? Could I send it to you?"
"Oh! It's not that meaning!"
Officer Feng smiled without changing his face
"Okay, don't joke! You finally sent some cards, I have to take your own money! Go quickly! I'll leave later!"
Wang Gang's eyes turned and his mind was in a plan
"Mr. Feng, how about this! Since you are more nervous than me, you might as well sell it first. If you are born, it will be troublesome. It would be embarrassing to be unclear!"
Officer Feng's face turned dark at that time
"What does it mean to be unclear? It's all mine without paternity test!"
"Since it's yours, why should I kill it? That's a life! The tiger's poison is not a good thing!"
"You are a layman! You haven't born in your stomach yet, how can you be considered a life? Besides, you will get married when you are born. I want to have more fun!"
Wang Gang glanced at me and thought to himself if I were you, I would have been on the wall at that time. Living in the world would only waste food and women, and would only embarrass me, but he still smiled.
"Look at what you said! Who is not from his mother's belly? Besides, why can't you play after getting married? Could it be that your girlfriend will become a man in her life? But I heard that women after getting married and having children are more feminine! They are more good at serving their husbands! As long as you are happy, you can still play whatever you want?"
Officer Feng glared at him
"Yes! People are born from their mothers' pregnancy for ten months! The girls after getting married and having children are more delicious! But I can't sleep with this woman for the rest of my life! I won't die if I lose my life? The most important thing is that I think this woman is not qualified to be my child's fucking!"
Wang Gang looked at it curiously and thought to himself that you can finish sleeping in the world. The emperor has only three palaces and six courtyards. But that is not that he is exhausted. I think you will not suffer a few women. You feel that you have suffered a loss in your heart, but you are not going to live. There are too many people who are drowned by the star.
"Why!"
"Because she is not a formal worker, I won't be able to raise her in the future! I'm not tired! If I find a formal worker, it will be easier for two people to make money!"
"Hahaha, do you marry a wife or a money-making machine? Marrying a man and a man who eats and dresses, others do everything, why do you carry more than 100 kilograms of you every night? The waves of the Yellow River are shaking waves! I think you are not looking down on you, but they are too powerful and cannot satisfy you to marry and marry, and let you bully them when cooking and washing clothes!"
Officer Feng suddenly became excited
"Nonsense! You don't want to do it either. I've planted her baby for three months! I've given me all the most valuable things. What else is there to be awesome about her! I asked her to lie down, but she didn't dare to lie flat!"
Wang Gang became more angry as he listened, so he was about to do it once.
"Yes! You are ready to make your own child with your own hands, what else can you do that can't be taken? But why did I hear that a woman, who only if she really loves you, will be willing to conceive for ten months, risk her life to go to the gates of hell, and pass on the family line for you to live a good life!"
Officer Feng is also anxious
"Can you speak? I told you that you are still in your stomach and you can't live a life! To put it bluntly, it's a pile of blood! Don't worry, the person who passed on the family line for me, Feng, can trip you to death when going out, so you still have to worry about your own heart. How can you be a man once!"
Wang Gang smiled bitterly
"Then if you do this, aren't you afraid that your future wife will be crazy about trying different actions with different men? Wouldn't you suffer a loss?"
Officer Feng actually laughed
"It's okay! The carrot has been pulled out! If you want to go back to the past, it's just a layer of film. You just need to go to the hospital and everything is over!"
Wang Gang shook his head helplessly
"Brother, I don't understand! Since you know it's just a pit, is it covered with gold and diamonds on the pit of the formal worker? Or is it the pit of the formal worker, and the dolls inside will spit out fire? Finally, you are asking you, I know that some radishes are cultivated without soil, and some grow in mud, but the leaves of the radishes are the same color. Are you not afraid? After getting married, people say that your wife has made a pure natural cuckold with different radishe leaves! And you have been around for many years! How should you face the explanation at that time!"
"Hahaha, this means that my wife is beautiful! Aren't there many people running with my carrot leaves?"
Wang Gang gave a thumbs up
"Brother! You are so awesome! But can I ask you a question: Are the women who accompany you to bed willing to be free?"
Officer Feng was stunned for a moment
"You think a woman is sick! You can't buy things in place! You can't give pocket money in place! You can't serve as a maid! Then you never think about getting it in one step!"
Wang Gang didn't even think about it
"Then you are sick! You have to spend money to sleep with a woman! Let's talk about how much you will get in a year!"
"Haha, the salary and bonus are not enough anyway!"
"Then are you in love! Or do you make a deal! What should I do if it is not enough!"
"Hahaha, take half and half of each need! What can I do if I don't have enough? I will definitely ask you for it!"
Wang Gang took a look
"Then you have served your mother like a maid?"
Officer Feng blushed
"Hurry up and get the card! My mother said she wouldn't let me serve you! She said she would talk about it when he gets old!"
Wang Gang smiled bitterly, when your mother gets old and needs your service, you will definitely say again
"My wife said that her mother has no one to serve her!"
"Nonsense, it's okay to serve your mother-in-law! What do you think?"
"What should you do about your mother? Who will serve you?"
"I've served my mother-in-law and I'm going to serve my mother!"
"Okay, do you believe it? You serve your mother-in-law, you haven't served you yet! Your mother must feel sorry for you, and she said, forget it, you can do it first! I really don't know, your mother gave birth to you at that time? In this society, what's the use of raising a son!"
Officer Feng glared at him
"Are you not your son?"
"Nonsense, I must be a son! But our countryside is different from your city! I don't want you to have only children, the magpie has a long tail, and after marrying a wife, I forgot my own mother, and I only know a little mother! An old mother!"
Secretary Feng was speechless when Wang Gang asked
"Okay, then you can go and look for it too! No one is stopping you!"
Wang Gang thought to himself that he was rich and willful, and he was not rich to accept his fate, but even if he was rich, he would not just live in this little thing! Even if he had no money now, he would not envy your life, so he smiled at Officer Feng.
"Forget it! Keep it for me! I'll leave first!"
Officer Feng glared at him
"Get out now!"
Then, Wang Gang took a deep breath and thought to himself that such a little devil, his brother didn't even look down on a card worth a thousand yuan. Then the appetites of all the demons and monsters behind him were even more ignorant. Suddenly, he felt that he was really cheap. He lived like his grandson all day, and he had to bow for the villain. Then he smiled and said to himself.
"You can only stand up when you know how to bow your head!"
At this time, Fan Li just finished getting the card and came out.
"Oh! You are not very awesome. Don't you believe it if you don't accept it? Why are you here to do this?"
"Hey! Didn't you scream? How can you deserve your hard work if you don't accept it? Besides, if you think I'm not smart enough, you think I'm ****! Whose brother can't get along with the money?"
Fan Li glared at him and walked towards the house humming a small song. Wang Gang also turned around and followed behind. Fan Li turned around.
"What are you doing?"
Wang Gang glared at him for some reason
"What did you say I'm doing?"
"Did you not wake up? Or did you really get into your mind?"
"Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't scold people early in the morning? Or do you think I'm easy to bully?"
Fan Li gritted his teeth
"You don't get the card? Why are you going back to the house with me? Tell me yourself?"
"Nonsense, I must be getting the card! Could it be that I will make the bed for you?"
Fan Li was completely speechless
"Which card did you get with me? I didn't get your card!"
Unexpectedly, Wang Gang was anxious
"Why is your brother such a grandson? That time I signed the goods, didn't I sign for you? "
When Fan Li heard this, he looked like a fireball that was about to explode. He just slapped Wang Gang's forehead.
"Please ask if I don't give you this grandson, or your mother doesn't let you get it?"
Hearing this, Wang Gang suddenly laughed
"Why don't you forget to have some connection with the master when you scold people? I didn't find that you still have a heavy taste, but I have to give a friendly reminder, your grandmother is now at the age of being able to absorb soil. It's easy to say that you are emptied once. If you are ruined and die on it, it will be a terrible thing!"
"Get out! You think people are like you, and your eyes glow when you see a mother! So now I feel disgusted as soon as I see you, and when I hear your voice, I just want to go to the bathroom!"
Wang Gang smiled badly
"You don't understand this! That's what I'm using my ignorant eyes to scan your lifelong sexual blessings, 360 degrees and zero dead corners! But you, the ungrateful wolf, not only do not appreciate it, but his brother also dislikes me!"
Fan Li raised his fist with a swipe
"Or how to sew two stitches on your mouth! Or you can disappear in front of my eyes immediately!"
Wang Gang ran two or three meters with a whirlpool
"Okay! I'll disappear immediately and see what your wife is doing? By the way, I touched her hand and looked at it without any more!"
Fan Li shook his head and continued to hum a small tune to walk towards the house, but when Wang Gang arrived and accounted for the house, he found Wang Meili inside.
Chapter completed!