Chapter 183 It's really unspeakable!(1/2)
Wang Gang completely collapsed. Looking at Wang Meili's face with thick powder and scattered skin, he brushed his stomach and could have a live broadcast at any time, but when he was about to turn around and go back
"Master Wang, what are you doing? Come and get your card!"
Suddenly, Wang Gang seemed to be hit by Wang Meili's radio waves, and he had goose bumps all over his body, but no matter what, he called him a master, so he seemed to be a master. He held back his smile
"What card do you get?"
Wang Meili shook the two cards in her hand
"The New Year is coming soon! It must be a holiday card!"
Wang Gang quickly got down
"How much is it!"
I saw Wang Meili pouting her mouth high
"It's only 5,000 yuan! I can't even buy a decent piece of clothing!"
Wang Gang raised his head and glanced at him in surprise. He thought that wearing a 5,000-yuan clothing on the lifebuoy that you can see through the shapeshirt is simply an insult to the clothes.
"How much did you say?"
Wang Meili twisted her butt and walked to Wang Gang in a cat step.
"Master Wang, you can see it yourself! Why are they lying to you?"
"Hahaha, what are you looking at! Issuing cards is a good thing! Then you can add some more and buy a piece of clothing. Don't forget to let me see what I did!"
Wang Meili pouted
"I won't buy such expensive clothes with my card!"
Wang Gang took a look
"Then you are already at work. Could it be that you don't buy it? Let your parents buy it for you?"
"Master Wang, look at what you said. I've graduated! I've made money! How can I be more embarrassed to spend my parents' money?"
"Who will buy it for you!"
"Hahaha, of course, Xiaofu bought it for me! Otherwise, what would he do?"
Wang Gang smiled and thought that this is the only thing you can do in life. If someone else swipes his face, you will swipe his pussy! Her grandmother is so cheap. She just shows off her wealth. She holds the card but thinks about how to spend other people's money. She is not afraid of being swiped that day.
"Yes! Meal cards! Room cards! Bank cards! To be precise, if you have a boyfriend, you will have a universal card bag!"
"Haha, that's okay! Then Master Wang, I'll pass first, hurry up and get the card!"
Wang Gang then asked
"How much does it cost to us!"
"One thousand dollars!"
"Oh, it seems that people are so angry that they are so angry!"
"Oh! You guys are content! You are just an intern now, so it's good to send it! Didn't we just send it five thousand?"
Wang Gang suddenly became angry and his eyes were round
"Then are you contracting?"
"Master Wang, you are really good at joking! I would be better if I had contracted it! I am an intern like you!"
"Oh! It turns out that you are also an intern, and you are also an intern. Why do we have to be content? Do you do more than us? Do you know more than us? Do you have more work hours than us? Or do you have more work experience than us?"
At this time, Wang Meili blushed like a monkey butt
"Sorry! I don't mean that! I really didn't mean to stimulate you! Don't be angry!"
Seeing this, Wang Gang didn't know why he felt it was boring. The card was not sent by someone else, so why bother with a woman? Besides, Xiao Fu has a good relationship with him, so everyone can't stand it.
"Hahaha, why am I angry! I'm kidding you! I know you didn't mean it, but you definitely did it on purpose! Hurry up and find Xiaofu to buy clothes! Don't forget that at that time, I, a countryman, will also open my eyes!"
Wang Meili also smiled embarrassedly
"Master Wang, your eyes were so wide that I was scared! I almost cried!"
"Haha, you dare not cry! If you want to cry, I will cry!"
"Why can you cry? Why can't I cry!"
"It's not a sin for men to cry! If you cry, then Xiaofu would think what happened to me to you! Then I will really cry without tears at that time!"
"Hahaha, what can happen to me like such an honest person from Master Wang?"
Wang Gang smiled, thinking that there is no cat that doesn't eat fishy food. Honest people will definitely work hard in everything. Believe it or not, you will be beaten up.
"You still know the master!"
"Okay, Master Wang, please go and get it! The master seems to have to reimburse him!"
After getting the card, Wang Gang went directly to Fanli's house
"What are you doing when you die in bed?"
Fan Li snorted
"If you don't lie on the bed, can you stand at the door to greet you?"
Wang Gang took a cigarette and lay on Wu Tong's bed.
"What are you kidding! Who can we invite a door like you, Fan Baiwan, to welcome you! I'm afraid that you will go to bed all day long after eating! After sleeping, you will be sold by the Chinese New Year soon!"
"Don't let you have a hundred and twenty hearts! Giant pandas not only ate but sleep, but eat others all day long, but now they are national treasures!"
"Oh! I didn't find you so narcissistic! Hurry up and go to the bathroom to see, can your fat and big eared pig head be compared with giant pandas?"
"Okay! I don't rely on my face to make a living! Brother, I rely on my strength!"
Wang Gang turned his glasses
"Yes! You are definitely a powerful actor! Ordinary people are not as good as your acting skills!"
Fan Li sat up all of a sudden
"Are you loose? Tell me what's wrong!"
Wang Gang took a look
"It's okay! Come and see if you're still alive!"
"I wish you good luck! I am not only alive, but also live a good life! So you hurry up and go back and do whatever you should do!"
"By the way! How do you plan to spend your card?"
Fan Li gritted his teeth
"Can you make a little progress? You have already burned the first card, and you have to let others spend it on you without heating it! Why are you planning to let others buy you a razor?"
Wang Gang glared at first, then smiled badly
"Please be careful to make things clear! I am a human being and ask others to bring things for me, otherwise it is easy for people to misunderstand! There are razors everywhere. Anyway, you haven't spent this card yet, so buy two razors!"
"I bought so many razors, eat them!"
Wang Gang laughed
"Eat unless you don't want to live anymore! Buy two ones, one shaved the top and the other shaved the bottom!"
"You've just shaved your hair!"
Wang Gang glanced and asked
"Are you shaving?"
"So you said the hair below refers to the beard! What is the hair above?"
"This is still a question! It must be hair! Then what do you think the hair above and below refers to?"
"Get out and go to bed quickly! It's so hard to talk to you, and I'm very worried. If you are not careful, you will be doomed!"
"Okay, they are all foxes for thousands of years, so don't act with me in the Stories from a Chinese Studio! Then I ask you, if you ask me to buy one, then you will shave your beard too!"
Fan Li rolled his eyes
"What's the matter?"
"Why are you only allowed to come to my house like an old man and come to my house as soon as you want and go to bed?"
"Don't gild your face! Do you think you're a kiln?"
"Are you a client in the shop? I have to wonder if you speak human words!"
"Okay! OK! I can't tell you, you're lying down but it's better to turn off the phone! Don't ask me to get up and turn it off for you!"
Unexpectedly, Wang Gang sat up after swiping
"It seems that someone wants to stay here! You are asleep and I'm taking leave!"
Fan Li quickly sat up as soon as he heard this
"What are you going to take leave?"
To be continued...