Chapter 196: Let You Be Cool
My nose is sour, and my heart is like being stabbed by needles
"Hahaha, that's fine. I didn't drink alcohol last night. The unit has regulations that I'm not allowed to drink alcohol during work!"
When I heard my mother, I was so happy like a child, and said with a smile
"Then your unit has a very good rule. If you don't let them drink, you won't dare to steal it. Be careful that someone will fire you. When you come back, mom will stir-fry spicy tofu for you and then give you some cold elbows. You and your brother will drink it well!"
"Hahaha, let's talk about it when I'm back. Have my dad and my brother left for New Year's greetings?"
"That warm-hearted finishes eating noodles and leaves at around nine o'clock!"
"Look at what you always look for when you talk a day! Every year, it's the latest in our family. You let a hundred people wait for my father at my eleventh father's house before going to pay New Year's greetings! "
"Haha, then what are you doing? Why didn't you go to greet New Year!"
"Hahaha, who will kowtow to him to wish him a happy New Year? I have finished paying my respects last night. There are not many people I know here, so why should I pay my respects to them!"
"Then what are you going to do now? You are going to get asleep. After dinner, go out for a walk and see how people here celebrate the New Year!"
"Baby, you haven't gotten up yet! You don't go to work! Be careful that your leader will catch you, and you don't want you again like last time!"
"Haha, if you don't want it, you'll want it. When you come back, you'll help you farm! You're just scolded here all day! What's the point!"
"You have finally gone out and don't do it well now and let others fire. Then you don't come back, and I won't recognize you!"
"Hahaha, it's okay. It's the New Year holiday. There's nothing wrong with everyone. No one gets up! Then I'll get up first and go out for a walk. I'll save you from wanting me again!"
After hanging up the phone, I looked at it and found that the phone was silent. So I grabbed it hard in my hand and thought it would fall. But considering that there was still an unanswered call, and I hadn't called yet. Now I fell and had no place to buy it. I completely lost contact with the outside world and became a blind man and deaf person. So I quickly called Ling Wei's phone number
"Hey, my wife, happy Chinese New Year, what are you doing?"
I heard Ling Wei say shyly
"You don't have a positive appearance all day long, what nonsense are you talking nonsense! Why did you sober up? I'm paying New Year's greetings at my uncle's house!"
At this time, I found that there was someone next to her, so it would be inconvenient to speak
"Oh, then okay! You greet the New Year first, I won't bother you!"
"Do you think you are interesting? He just came out and came outside and wanted to hang up the phone again. Have you not woken up yet?"
As soon as I heard that it was coming out, I suddenly relaxed my vigilance
"Oh, how do you know that I just woke up! Did you peep at me?"
I only heard Ling Wei say something embarrassed
"I know nonsense in the whole world. My mother asked me who I was just now!"
"Then how did you tell me!"
"What else can I say? It must be my classmate! Could it be that I still say it is my husband!"
"It's like that, is it possible to say yes? By the way, why did you wish your uncle's house a happy New Year on the first day of the Lunar New Year!"
"Hate, if my uncle wishes you a happy New Year on the first day of the Lunar New Year, would he wish you a happy New Year!"
"Haha, I don't dare to be it. I'm just curious. Our hometown is to greet my father-in-law in the second day of the lunar month. Why are your customs different from ours?"
"Don't you know how to follow the customs of the countryside? Then, if you don't greet your uncle's house on the first day of the Lunar New Year, what are you doing? It shouldn't be a bar for a day!"
"Oh, you're absolutely smart. We do have to drink wine for a day, but we have to drink a lot of people!"
"Will you praise people? Am I Mr. Miejue? By the way, why do you have to drink in many families? Isn't the wine the family buys enough?"
"Although our small hills are poor, you should not bully us farmers like this. We have drunk wine. This is New Year's wine. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, we will give our sixteen uncles and aunts a happy New Year. Each family needs to drink some. Do you understand?"
"No, this is quite fun. By the way, what did you get when you went there!"
"Count your aunt to wish you a happy new year. Just have two legs on your mouth! Wouldn't you be too flirting with anything?"
"You don't take anything during the New Year, just go to eat here and worship the New Year!"
"Nonsense, why do we mean eating and drinking wine at our uncle and aunt's house? You guys are too stingy! Of course, we are not so verbal. When we go to the grandparents who have passed away, they will burn incense and wish New Year's greetings to uncles and aunts, and then kowtow to greet New Year's greetings to uncles and aunts!"
"Why are you kowtowing? You're too behind!"
"Why do you mean, our gifts are too light, don't forget that there is gold under the knees of men!"
"Hahaha, there is no meaning! It means you kowtow too?"
"Nonsense, some of my uncles are in their sixties and kowtow, I'm counting you as a knight!"
"Oh, then what you mean is that everyone who goes to other people's houses will have to kowtow to others!"
"Oh, I don't know how you got into college. I don't know the ceremony of Sangyu and the orderly geese are. If the elder brother kowtows to his younger brother, it will not be messed up. Is there any ethics or morality at least!"
"Okay, I won't tell you anymore. My teacher corrected the wrong test in college. I can pass the exam by accident! Tell me what's wrong with calling!"
I suddenly realized that I had committed a woman's taboo and had to follow the hair
"Oh, it turns out that you are a gift from God who gave me! Otherwise, how could you know me, and you can't become my wife! Again, I kowtowed three times to the teacher who corrected the papers for you at that time. Thank him, I wish him a hundred years of life and a few more mistakes!"
"Hate, the stinky guy just makes me happy. Do you think the teacher of the paper is the Moon Master! By the way, I would like to remind you that it is too early to call me a wife at the moment! Be careful that the greater the expectation value, the greater the disappointment value. At that time, I will not be able to understand the love affair for a while, and I will become your eternal sinner!"
"Haha, how could it be! Even if I lose and want to leave this desolate and eclipse world, in order to make you live well, I will pray for you to live a happy life at all times!"
"Haha, I don't want you anymore, so stop being self-indulgent, and live your own life!"
"You don't understand this. You can be ruthless to me, but I must not be unrighteous to you. Don't forget to tell you that you don't want to be eternal and only want to have it for a while! Besides, people walk towards high places and water flow towards low places. I understand that after all, we are just a high school student. If you find a college student, you will suddenly raise the starting point in the future, so I can only bless and pray. In fact, the most important thing is that you will follow me if I leave, otherwise how can you be called a love sacrifice!"
Ling Wei said shyly and angry
"During the New Year, you have nothing to say. Go find a place where no one is singing the national anthem! Just say all these things that are not related! Is it interesting?"
I especially like to hear Ling Wei's tone, so I smiled secretly
"Oh, you are worthy of being my wife. How did you know that the first song I learned was "The March of the Volunteers". No problem, I will go to the bathroom to sing now!"
"Why do you have to go to the bathroom to sing!"
"Hey, I haven't gotten up yet. Do you let me go naked and find a place to sing!"
"Hate, what should I do if I catch a cold? But why do you have to sing the national anthem!"
"Hey, the national anthem is the first song I learned. You are the first girlfriend I have, so I have incomplete hearts. On one hand, I pretend to be the great motherland and on the other hand, I pretend to be the most loved in this life. Therefore, every time you hear the national anthem and think of it, I am calling you, and I look for you again, and I say loudly, I love you!"
"Okay, don't say it anymore, or I'll almost become a five-star red flag!"
"Hahaha, remove the five-star! You can't represent the country, you are my heart, and the future home will never fade and will always flutter in the wind!"
"Hmph, they called your husband last night. I didn't expect that men really didn't have a good thing. They all have the heart of a family with red flags that don't fall and colorful flags outside!"
"Oh, you're thinking too much, I'm different from them!"
"Okay, the world is as dark as crows. I don't believe that your colorful flag is just to see!"
"Oh, you're not a blessing for my wife whom I have loved thousands of miles away. How can you highlight the beauty of red flowers without green leaves? How can you highlight your perfection without colorful flags? By the way, isn't colorful flags for viewing? Doesn't they have other functions?"
"I hate it, I won't tell you anymore. Get up and wash and prepare for dinner!"
When I heard that I was going to hang up the phone, I was a little anxious
"Why!"
"Brother, we are on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. I am standing at minus ten degrees below zero. I call you. Do you think you are in your bed!"
I stuck out my tongue and my eyes rolled
"How great would it be if it was in my bed!"
"My husband has called me, what else do you want?"
I was stunned when I heard this, and a word immediately appeared in my mind, I was so happy all of a sudden
"Come on kissing me, you're so nice, my wife!"
Ling Wei was also stunned by it
"You are crazy! Did you get so stupid when you drank last night? Otherwise, you would have any bad ideas. It seems that I should be careful and sell myself in vain if I don't understand it!"
I smiled badly and thought to myself, I'm sorry, your noble soul has been betrayed by your angry temper
"How is that possible? Since ancient times, there have been no one who sells his wife at any time! When will you start school?"
"What are you asking this all the time? Didn't you tell me? School will start after the 21st of the first lunar month!"
"Oh, it seems that this wine is really not allowed to be drunk, otherwise you will be really stupid! Since asking you will definitely be useful, I have been calling my wife for more than a year, can you wait for the end of the world!"
Ling Wei suddenly became anxious
"Wait a minute, calling your husband doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. Doing your own way is lawless! Don't forget what you promised me!"
I smiled
"Oh, you're thinking too much, I'm just here to see you and let you see if it meets your requirements!"
Chapter completed!