Ling Wei said something naughty

"If I don't like it, can I still return the goods?"

I turned over excitedly and almost rolled off the bed

"Baby, come and kiss me again! Then I will come to see you after the New Year and after you start school!"

Ling Wei is anxious again

"No! My mother hasn't agreed yet! I know at that time that I must beat me to death!"

I thought about it

"Believe me! Don't forget, I once told you that you don't have to stand with her if you love someone!"

Ling Wei whispered again

"Didn't you say that oath is a temporary lie? Didn't you say that you can't believe my college boys, because if you believe in a man's broken mouth, will pigs climb trees? What do you say about this?"

"Haha, oath is just a temporary lie, and what I give you is not a vow, but a promise. Because what men can't afford the most is a promise, so this has nothing to do with me! In fact, when pigs can climb trees, I have already made it and ready to cook the meat on your table at any time!"

"Okay, I can't tell you, who is full of trains, save time. Dig a hole and jump by yourself, climb up by yourself, and bury yourself!"

"Oh, it's okay! How could I bear to let you fall into the pit? Even if I fall into it, I will go down early and make a meat pad for you below, waiting for you to date secretly! When will I see you? Don't fall into the pit safely, but after the phone call, I was so cold that my nose and eyes were swollen! I don't feel sorry for me yet!"

I heard Ling Wei say very shyly

"Hate! My mother is looking for me, I'll hang up first!"

At this time, I put my phone on my ear and didn't want to take it down for a long time because he wished he could hear it

"Look! Miss you!"

But when I lit a cigarette, I took a sip and the text rang

"Stinky guy, I'm frozen to death! Miss you! Husband, please do it!"

When I was excited, I didn't bite the cigarette properly, and it fell directly on my chest. He beat him in his chest and jumped and screamed on the bed. As a result, the cigarette butt was broken and many small red dots were burned, but it attracted Shi Tao and opened the door with one hand.

"A man jumping around the house alone, playing with monkeys during the New Year!"

I spitted my spit randomly and said without raising my head.

"Flirt with your sister! Have you ever seen him playing like a monkey?"

Shi Tao was stunned at first, and when he saw half of the cigarette on the bed, he immediately understood what was going on, and then he laughed wildly

"Oh! It's definitely a person who has seen Buddhist disciples who use incense to ward off scars on their heads and six pure ones! He has seen a second-rate man who uses smoke to burn smoke scars on his arms! This is the first time he has seen half of his brain burn smoke scars on his chest! Oh, it's so funny!"

Seeing Shi Tao gloating, I was ready to refute, but facts were better than words, and suddenly my eyes turned

"How did you come in? Who asked you to come in without my consent?"

Shi Tao took out two door cards very proudly

"I saw that this one is mine, one is the waiter's total room card! So brother, I want to enter that house, so why is there any problem? But you are jealous and have no choice! Because there is only one!"

I laughed a little when I heard this

"Oh! Do you know what shamelessness means?"

Shi Tao was asked immediately, and some of them could not find him.

"Is there anything wrong with the room card or shamelessness? Don't blame yourself too much. Half of your brain is congenital. Everyone can understand it. Didn't you find that everyone takes good care of you?"

I glared at me

"Okay, have you heard it before, fifty steps to laugh a hundred steps!"

"Do you think I'm illiterate!"

"Then have you heard of it? Fifty steps laughing a hundred steps, fifty steps are even more shameful!"

"Have you learned math? Don't you know that much, and that little?"

"How much is important? Or is the final result important!"

"Nonsense, the result is definitely important!"

"Okay, how many steps have you escaped when dealing with deserters on the battlefield?"

"Nonsense, deserters must be killed by one word!"

"So since they are all killing, what qualifications do you have to laugh at others? Don't forget who has shit under his butt. Who can laugh at whom these days?"

The more Shi Tao listened, the more confused he became

"What you said seems to have nothing to do with you, burning smoke scars by yourself, right!"

I lit half of the cigarette on my forehead on the bed

"Okay, let me ask you, Buddhist disciples endured huge pain because of their faith and used incense to get scars on their wards. What do you laugh at? Young and frivolous young man burned smoke scars on his arms because of his loyalty. What do you have to laugh at? I accidentally dropped the cigarette on my chest and burned so many bubbles. If you don't see if it's okay, what's funny?"

Shi Tao glared

"Stop teaching me a lesson. I'm so happy today! What can you do!"

I poked the cigarette at the ashtray

"You, a guy who has no faith and no brotherhood, has the most precious love to destroy people, what qualifications are there for standing here? Are they not as good as you, a hypocrite who works with men and women and prostitutes all day long?"

When Shi Tao heard this, his face turned red

"You guys keep your mouth clean! You say I don't care about anything, because I'm too lazy to see people like you, but today you tell me that thieves and prostitutes can't say a little bit or a little bit, so I'll stuff your words from, wherever you come from, and teach you by the way that you can eat randomly, but you must not say anything randomly!"

I snorted

"What are you holding?"

"You are deaf in your ears! You are still blind if you don't have old age. Room card! One for my house, one for the waiter's total room card!"

"Whatever you say, then I'll ask you why you need to get the main room card?"

"I forgot the room card and locked it in the house. I asked the waiter for what I asked the room door and asked you for instructions. It would be a bit too big!"

"You are really good at joking. You are only responsible to the manager! So I am not qualified to care about these things. There is no need to think about me to ask for instructions. I will destroy me at this time! The key to the problem is, after you open the door, why do you say that the room card is sent to someone else's money? You are stealing someone and taking other people's money!"

When Shi Tao heard this, he was anxious

"You are the uncle. Just with this room card, I am a thief and a prostitute. Who has seen him? Where is the evidence?"

When I saw this guy, I burst out in anger. I held back my laughter.

"Okay, although I don't know what a woman is, I have watched a few episodes of TV series. Don't say that Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing both know that they are at Wang Po's house! Nowadays, everyone knows to check in a hotel. If someone sees it, it's still called stealing someone? By the way, I'll ask, everyone says that a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as a steal. Isn't that exciting!"

Shi Tao threw the room card directly to the ground

"I'm going to do my best today and I have to teach you how to be a human being!"

I found that the situation was not good, so I stood up quickly

"If you dare to touch me, I would shout for help, and then tell them, you took the general room card and stole all the female employees living alone upstairs!"

"Hmph, there is no reason to be accused of crimes! Do you think they will believe it?"

"Haha, how did Yue Fei, who was loyal to the country, die? Don't forget that people's words are terrifying, and you will also remind you that the heights are so cold!"

"Okay! You don't dare, because you are not my opponent. Then you will be looking for teeth all over the ground! You will suffer!"

I found that Shi Tao had not stopped yet, so I pretended to be calm and took a look.

"Haha, even if you don't miss you, it doesn't matter if you have to be a beastly person. In the past, eggs and stones fought to the death, but now they are both defeated! Even if you can't beat you, I'll give you an egg!"

Shi Tao sighed

"Okay, even if I have the heart to bear it, who will let me know you! But don't forget that women on this level will scratch your face into a cat's face!"

I suddenly laughed

"Brother, don't dream! You really can gild your face, unless these women have their brains stuck in the door, and they all want to marry you! Besides, a woman is so shameless, why do I have shame? Besides, I have seen this one, and it's worth changing to so many faces that are as beautiful as a moon! But don't forget that society has changed now. Some women think that your behavior is illegal, but some will think that it's enjoying life!"

Shi Tao is like a deflated balloon

"Brother, can we stop making trouble? Isn't it okay for me to knock on the door in the future? Let's go over now and send the room card. Do you think it's okay?"

I can't help it anymore

"Oh! You lie on the bed first, like a bull in heat, staring at me, you got the wrong partner. Not only am I not a bull, but the most important thing is that I am a dignified seven-foot man!"

Shi Tao quickly walked away from my bed

"Oh! I've convinced you guy. I didn't expect you guy to be so dark and so sinister! You'll call me half-hearted in the future!"

I found that Shi Tao was completely frightened by himself, so I laughed out loud

"Haha, it seems that you really have a ghost in your heart. Did you really steal someone last night? Don't worry! How could I be kidding about your future!"

Shi Tao glared

"Okay, you can't do anything with half of your brain! Anyway, I'll stay away from you from now on, so I'll save you from being beaten to death one day! It's really too dark!"

I glared at me

"Oh! Don't be sinister and cunning, open your mouth and shut up, sinister and cunning, you are all foxes for thousands of years. Why do you perform for me? But then again, if people don't bully insects, how can insects bite their hands? If you have to forgive others, you will always walk in the world, how can you not get stabbed! I am also forced by you guys, so I am not called sinister and cunning!"

Shi Tao took a look in surprise

"What do you say? This is not called insidious and cunning. It is all self-defense and can kill people's hearts. What do you mean!"

I took a look

"I'm sorry, since you don't let me live, it's better to start first, because no matter how awesome or cowardly a person, the kindness to others is the cruelty to yourself. Besides, it's only possible to live without anything!"

Shi Tao glared

"Hmph, it's not meant to be sinister and cunning, it means eating people without spitting bones!"
Chapter completed!