Chapter 25 Seven years of smoking
"Come in now! This is not the first time you have entered the classroom with your watch!" Teacher Li on the podium smiled and waved.
Looking at the classmates in the classroom with their heads stretched out like rooster necks, the few people in their dormitory blushed embarrassedly and returned to their seats. Wang Gang was a little puzzled. There were so many classmates on the way, and what happened today? These people were injected with chicken blood from time to time, so why did they come so early?
"Before class, I will tell you a few words! Today is the first day of our official class. I hope everyone will pay attention to classroom discipline and not have any unpleasant things happen. Although I don't take specific cultural courses, if anyone doesn't let me calm down for a day, I will be rude!" The head teacher who has always been kind suddenly said these words and walked out of the classroom.
What's going on? Everyone looked at each other, and it was all the time early in the morning. Which one was singing? Is this the legendary shaking of the mountain and the tiger! It's not a class teacher for any cultural course, it's really a strange school, a weird class teacher.
"Stand up! Hello teacher!" Liu Xu gave a sonorous and powerful command.
Let everyone return to the joyful and worrying student days! A brand new lifestyle has officially begun.
"Hello, classmates, I am your oil engineering teacher, my surname is Xu, and I am starting class!" A middle-aged male teacher with dark skin and tall skin.
Wang Gang quickly opened the textbook and looked at the dense words, and suddenly he had a headache! The composition of oil was known, but he didn't know what the real oil looked like. He watched the teacher talk while dancing and roaring on the podium, and then showed his calligraphy on the blackboard, and then he looked like an orator, standing on it interpreting every knowledge point! He was reading word by word, and at this time he was curious about what others were doing, so he turned around and looked, but he didn't expect that everyone was flipping through the textbook without any effort. When he looked back, he seemed to see his own shadow. Almost all the rows behind him were sleeping, and they might have conditioned reflexes to the teacher's voice, and he felt drowsy when he heard it.
At this time, he had actually had a long struggle with his eyelids! But he didn't dare to sleep in the second row. The whole class was looking around and the class was over.
Teacher, as soon as he left, he was really amazing! Everyone was like a different person, talking and laughing, and walked out of the classroom door. The "Seven Fairies" in front of him were crowded together and didn't know what to discuss. Seeing those guys so excited, he felt strange and followed them out and walked into the bathroom. Only then did he realize that these guys had run to the toilet on the third floor to smoke!
But he was so happy because the school clearly stipulated that smoking was not allowed! Usually, he would go to the playground or corners where no one was smoking. Seeing many people smoking unscrupulously, he quickly lit one and talked with several classmates in his class about class.
"Hold up, teacher!" With the class ringtone, Liu Xu invited everyone up again on time.
"Hello, classmates, I am your engineering mechanics teacher, surnamed Li, and now I start class!" A middle-aged female teacher who is dressed in an elegant manner, slim figure and charming, used her magnetic voice to tell everyone the meaning of some nouns such as head loss, and drew beautiful parabolas on the blackboard.
When he was free, he turned around again and saw that everyone was eating too much in the morning, but they were still not interested in these abstract nouns. There were more people sleeping in this section than in the last class. It seemed that everyone was a true "good student".
"Today, we will talk about this. Before get out of class, I discussed a question with you. When I came here in the morning, I saw that on the small blackboard in front of the second door, there were many quilts in the dormitory that were not up to standard and the dormitory points were deducted. Do you think the first thing you do when you get up early in the morning is to fold the quilts like bricks. Is it meaningful and scientific?" the beautiful teacher asked suddenly.
"It's meaningless and not scientific!"
When Wang Gang was thinking, he didn't expect that so many people suddenly appeared, so he quickly turned his head and saw the classmates who were still sleeping just now, sitting upright, full of energy and concentration listening to the teacher.
"Actually, I don't think it's meaningless and scientific. I watched it on TV Mountain some time ago. The quilt is kept in the temperature of our body overnight to ensure that everyone does not feel comfortable sleeping in cold sleep. However, while retaining our body temperature, it also leaves some harmful gases and bacteria in the quilt. When I wake up early in the morning, I quickly fold the quilt and cover it for a day. You can imagine it! Therefore, I fold the quilt when I wake up in the morning, but turn it over and dry it, open the window to let the house ventilate and detoxify!" The teacher said while packing the lesson plan and walking out of the classroom.
As everyone burst into laughter, the second class ended like this!
At this time, Wang Gang was sitting in his seat without moving! He was thinking about a question in his mind. Since the teacher didn’t fold the quilt, why did he ask us to fold it neatly? What is the world?
Suddenly, I remembered the "small blackboard" that the teacher said, and reported that the dormitory was not thoroughly hygienic and that bed was waiting for the exposure platform. I heard that if the points were deducted too much, I would not be able to finish my graduation! Then I didn't know my internal affairs, and whether I had met the standards today! So I spent two lessons in metal craftsmanship and mechanical drawings absent-mindedly.
After class, he did not wait for other classmates in the dormitory, but hurried downstairs alone and walked towards Erdaomen, hoping to see if his bed had passed the check at the first time. However, when he was walking at Erdaomen, the legendary small blackboard was already surrounded, so he stood behind him consciously. When he got in front of him, he found that it was the inspection result yesterday afternoon! Their dormitory was wisely led by the head of the house, and other dormitories were "listed on the gold list".
The only inspection results in this morning was that in all the dormitories in the school, Zhang Chun’s quilt was deducted for 5 points. At this time, he admired even more. Everyone’s keen eyes on heroes and chose a good principal. If he hadn’t had a unique vision and did not clean up the internal affairs of the dormitory, today’s “Golden List” would not be Zhang Chun!
When he was about to leave, he found that there was a blackboard next to him, with many classes and classmates' names written on it. So he stopped again and went to see that he had his own name. He said to receive the letter from 16:00 to 18:00. This made him completely excited. The letter he had been looking forward to day and night finally arrived. The legendary qh Meizuoma could finally see the true face.
When he was just squeezed out of the crowd and was about to go to eat the casserole, Shi Tao twisted it hard. He smiled and thought to himself that he was not the only one who cares about whether the internal affairs were passed. When he looked back, everyone was there. Looking at the pride on the face of the She Chang and Zhang Chun's smile-like mouth, he said nothing! There is an old saying, "Silence is better than sound at this time."
After lunch break, with the painful lessons from the exposure of other dormitories on the platform today, they got up and did not rush to go to the water room. Instead, they tidy up the beds before leaving. When they arrived at the classroom, they found that except for the seven flowers in the first row, the fewer people were going to the future. He sat down and had nothing to do. He took out the advanced mathematics textbooks, flipped from the front to the back and looked at the familiar and unfamiliar numbers and symbols. His head was bigger than the fight. When he was in high school, the head teacher heard from other teachers that he was in the last row and was dying in class. He was very excited after class, and he arranged his seat in the first row against the wall.
Wang Gang was arranged to doze behind the first row, but he was reminded by chalk bumps from time to time. However, the head teacher never expected that although he didn't sleep, he went out to play table tennis with classmates in other classes when others were doing homework. He rarely saw him in the classroom anyway, but he could complete his homework in each subject every day with high quality, and he didn't hear any bad reactions. It took about two weeks like this.
One day, when Wang Gang was looking for homework for students who had studied on the table in front of him, and when he was about to go down and copy it quickly, the head teacher walked up and said nothing, just slapped him hard.
"You said you, you eat fat and big ears all day long, you are stupid, and if you learn, you will knock on your head and heels! You say you are causing trouble, you will not fight, you will not play gambling, or you will not fall in love early, but everything will always be inextricably linked to you! Let the school handle you, and you can complete your homework on time, not be late, not skip classes, and not skip school. Today I realized that I put you in the first row, but you will feel like you are in water. It's really a story that is so close to the water that the moon is the first to be ruined by you!"
The head teacher was so angry that his eyes were red, and he walked out of the classroom with his long legs.
"Hold up! Hello teacher!" Liu Xu's command made Wang Jie return to reality again. He quickly opened the textbook, stared at the numbers that made him look aimlessly.
"Hello, classmates, I will be there for you in advanced mathematics in the future. I hope everyone will cooperate with you. I will be the first time I will substitute class. Don't be restricted. We will study together in the future and start class now!"
A smiling and capable senior mathematics teacher was a little shy and flirting with the lesson plan while talking.
When he heard the math teacher say this, he seemed to see a ray of dawn, and at the same time he felt a little sad, feeling sad for his math career. In addition to the primary school math teacher, he has always been ahead of the first to fifth grades. Everyone in junior high school knows that high school math later changed to a person named Cui who had just graduated from high school.
I remember that one time, if he failed the monthly exam, he said that he was afraid of dirtying his hands and didn’t have the strength to ask each of us to slap himself in the face, and then he would return to his seat and think about it carefully. He didn’t care about anything all day long but couldn’t read well. If he didn’t want to slap himself, then he would think about a few times. Under his intimidation and coercion, many classmates slapped themselves twice, and in the end he and Jia Qiang were left.
"Why do you two have any opinions on me? How do you deal with it?"
Teacher Cui asked with his eyes wide open.
"It's true that I didn't pass the exam, but if you want to hit it a few times, I won't hit it in my face by myself."
Jia Qiang stood upright under the podium and glared at Teacher Cui.
"Okay! You think you are the only one who has backbone! You are so stupid! This is what you have made for yourself! It's still time to regret it now!"
Teacher Cui put down his hand that he had just raised and asked Jia Qiang again.
"No regrets! I am a man, spitting and nailing in one mouthful!"
Jia Qiang was a little excited and said in his eyes.
"Okay! Then let you taste my slap and feel comfortable!" As he said that, the entire classroom was occupied by four or five slaps.
"You saw it just now, so don't join in the fun here, hurry up and slap yourself in both ears!"
Teacher Cui said while blowing red hands.
At this time, Wang Gang looked at Jia Qiang's handprints with red and white faces, and began to feel admiration and distress for this guy, but he must not slap himself in the face, and he was not shaken at all!
"A soldier can be killed but not humiliated. It's just that he failed the exam, nor that he killed someone and set fire. I have never heard of myself hitting myself!" He habitually turned his eyes upward and looked at Teacher Cui.
"It's very eccentric! OK!"
Teacher Cui seemed to be angry with the words just now, but he didn't expect that this time he beat him more ruthlessly than before.
However, after this incident, Teacher Cui focused on training Jia Qiangzhen. Not only did he give him some fun in his studies, but he also invited him to have dinner at his own home in life. As expected, Jia Qiang was admitted to Lanzhou University and became the top scorer in the college entrance examination in the 2005 school, and the only one in the school. Of course, he also "carefully cared for" Wang Gang, allowing Wang Gang to plagiarize the homework of other students in front of him, saying that he belonged to society and not to campus.
Later, during a chat, Teacher Cui expressed his true thoughts. It was a corporal punishment he specially arranged. As long as a man has backbone, there is nothing in the world that cannot be done. Jia Qiang has a good foundation as a learning material, while Wang Gang is smart, but his foundation is too bad. Although he is like a gangster, he is different from other gangsters because he is loyal, conscience and responsibility. As long as he graduates from high school safely, he will naturally have a world that belongs to him in society.
Just as Wang Gang recalled the past, the life-saving ringtone finally rang, and a high-level mathematics class in his life was over.
After class, he rushed to the third floor again. After finishing smoking, he returned to the classroom and heard that the geology teacher was the school’s minister. He seemed to be a very serious person who specialized in the teaching of students. He thought that after the class, he might be discovered if he sat in the second row and took a nap. The most important thing is that he wanted to have a good sleep in this class and get his letter after class. It seems that he was in a waste, not to mention that he was already a little sleepy.
"Hold up, teacher!" Liu Xu seemed to have endless strength.
"Hello, classmates, start class now!"
A middle-aged man with a slightly fat body and tall figure looked like an official, and he started class while talking while flipping through the lesson plan.
When Wang Gang opened the textbook and looked at it, he felt secretly glad that there were almost no calculation questions in this book, and all of them were text and pictures. Therefore, this course was almost no difficult for him, because although he did not have the super ability to remember, rote memorization was his strength. When he was in the second year of high school, he made a bet with his biology teacher that he could pass the biology exam, and he memorized the two biology textbooks well. Therefore, after he graduated from high school, except for biology, he was a (excellent) and the others were all c (qualified). He listened carefully to the class and finished another class without realizing it.
After class, the teacher just walked out, and he followed closely behind and almost hit him. He turned around and was tying his shoelaces. Finally, he said embarrassedly that his stomach hurts and he couldn't run into the bathroom to smoke a cigarette. As time goes by, he thought that the teacher should go downstairs, so he asked all the way to find the mailroom.
However, he never expected that the road to the mailroom would have to be walked at least once or twice a week in the next life.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!