Chapter 86 What a painful realization
Suddenly, Wang Gang, who had no seat belt, almost turned around and had a sharp turn and braked. When he recovered, he found that he had actually arrived at the hotel. Looking at the familiar environment in front of him, he quickly sent a cigarette to the driver, carried his luggage, and ran upstairs quickly.
"Xiaogang, I'm back, open the door quickly!"
But when he knocked on the door for a long time and still didn't respond, he shook his head helplessly because they once agreed that if he went out alone, the room card would be placed on He Fanlei's house opposite, so he walked towards the house opposite in disappointment.
But it was strange that he still didn't respond after knocking for a long time. He picked up his cell phone and asked what the situation was, because it was impossible for the four of them to go out at the same time. If they went out at the same time, they would definitely go out together. This situation is rare.
"Where did you die? Why are you all not here!"
Wang Gang pretended to be angry and asked this Xiao Gang
"Oh! Where are you? What do you care about me? I heard you have made your master's belly bigger!"
Xiaogang smiled in surprise, and then began to criticize him wildly. Of course, Wang Gang was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he responded in a unique way.
"Go to your uncle! I have a beast like you. I don't study well at such a young age. I've been thinking about taking down someone's girl! I've climbed over someone's wall that day, and someone's wife's kang! Be careful that someone presses your legs backwards!"
At this time, Xiaogang did not continue to attack Wang Gang personally, but became very serious
"I'm not talking nonsense with you! Ask you something about it!"
The sudden seriousness made Wang Gang a little at a loss because he knew that dogs usually couldn't spit out ivory, but they haven't stayed at home for a long time. It wasn't really a problem, otherwise they wouldn't be able to go out at the same time, so they became very serious and listened attentively.
"I heard that your master came up and beat you up. Are you okay?"
At this time, Wang Gang was completely speechless. It seemed that good things didn't go out and bad things were spread thousands of miles away. How could such a broken thing be rumored? But he could never be silent in front of these guys, because their usual practice was that silence means default.
"Young Master He, are you, Brother Monkey? You have to pinch your brain with the door or your legs with the woman! You believe this, you know that I'm insulated from women. For a woman who has opened a seal, you think I'll get moved, so don't talk about being beaten, quickly tell me what you guys have done!"
Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this
"It's good that you're fine. I thought you really had something to do, but your broken cell phone can't make the phone call or during the call, I don't know what you're busy with all day! I went to Su-21111111. The two of them went to Su-5555555 today. Now the room card has to go to the waiter!"
When Wang Gang heard that these guys were not there, he walked towards the waiter's room and suddenly felt something was wrong there. Because when he was at Su-211111 station, he had to lie on the window or a small hill not far away. How could he get through the phone as soon as he called? It wasn't this guy making fun of himself again, so he asked curiously.
"Isn't it that the phones on Su-211111 station generally have no signal? Why did I call today?"
Unexpectedly, Xiaogang on the other side of the phone actually smiled
"Haha, this is a good guy from the Liaohe Oilfield. He picks up the phone every day as long as he spends time and calls 10086 in turn and says that his station signal is not good, so China Mobile has built a signal tower nearby!"
At this time, Wang Gang had found the waiter and opened the door. He found that the tidying room was in order. It seemed that this guy was really on the stand, so he did not ask if he was fooling himself, but followed the voice of the words
"Awesome, indeed amazing! China Mobile is not easy! If the country hadn't developed the Suriger gas field and built such a signal tower in the Mu Us Desert, it would have been not cost-effective! Then you can do it first, I'll clean it up!"
After attacking each other for a while, Wang Gang hung up the phone, threw his luggage into the cabinet, and quickly locked the door! Because of some reason, his body was sticky and itchy as soon as he entered the house, as if dozens of lice were galloping freely all over his body! Because he had been sleeping in clothes for more than twenty days! If the children in rural areas were resistant to their heads, they would have cried and shouted, and they didn't know what the fuss would be like!
But when he took off his shirt, he smelled it with his nose and smiled bitterly, but there was no odor! But when he saw two large white Tuotuo on his armpits, he felt that although he was a few thousand yuan a month larger than a regular worker, he felt angry that he only received a living allowance of 450 yuan. Why did he do the same job? Is this world really "those who work do not take money, and those who take money do not work!"
Finally, he smiled bitterly because he suddenly realized that his old habits were wrong. In real life, people were divided into different levels. Others had the father of an oil worker. They were planted trees by their predecessors and these grandchildren were enjoying the cool air. If they were on the same starting line, they might not be the opponents of us rural children. However, there is no absolute fairness in the world, because like this, there is meat every day, and there is no need to sleep in the wind and eat in the open to accept the scorching sun, wind, sand, rain and snow, and various dangerous situations. They are all attending every day. Compared to those who have eaten the last meal and don’t know where to go to work next meal, they are still lucky because since they enter this door, as long as they don’t die, they will always have a day to make a comeback.
At this time, when he took off his threaded pants, he quickly lifted it up because he had just taken off his thighs, and white dandruff, just like some people's heads, and with his hands, he raked it like snowflakes all over the sky! In order not to think about just after taking a shower, he washed the sheets immediately. He found the bath towel, sat on the toilet, threw the socks on the ground, and slowly rolled the pants down, looking at the small syrup flying all over the sky, at that moment he remembered what his mother often said, money is hard to make shit, but if he had studied hard at that time, it would be more than that now! But there was no if in life. In the end, he pulled the pants off, threw them on the ground, and adjusted the water temperature appropriately, and stood quietly in the water curtain with his eyes closed and stood quietly for a long time.
About a few minutes later, he said that the water on his face was squinted upwards, and while singing, he began to rub it hard with his hands! Suddenly rubbed his armpits downwards, dozens of "caterpillars" frightened him to death because he knew that his body was dirty, but it wasn't so dirty! It wasn't because he hadn't taken a shower for a long time, because he had almost never taken a shower, but this was not the case. So he quickly put dozens of scab sticks on his hands, rinsed them with water and then rinsed them in water. Although they had "bangs", they were obviously much smaller. After rubbing his fingers, he found that the small sticks were intact except for a little infrared. After he was absolutely genuine leather, he put on a bath towel and launched the final strong attack.
But as I was washing, I suddenly felt like I was unable to see my fingers. Why did the water in the bathroom seem to be flooding Jinshan? But because the temperature inside was too high, the bathroom heater and ceiling light inside were like two fireflies, and I couldn't see anything clearly! I thought it wasn't that the pipeline was broken! In a hurry, he turned off the shower control button and opened the door and let the heat inside run out quickly to see what was going on!
But the shower was turned off, and there was still so much water in the bathroom. After the fog inside ran away, he didn't notice that the pipe was broken. When he was puzzled, he suddenly remembered that it was because he had been blocked from going into the water! So he squatted in the water and touched the approximate position of the floor drain with his hands. Unexpectedly, he grabbed a handful of soft and sticky things. He took it to the door and looked completely speechless.
Because he couldn't figure out how there were so many curved hairs and white mud in the bathroom. Could it be that there were women taking a bath in the house? But it wasn't right. The ones that were not long were all short! All those that were rubbed off were small, and nothing was messy. The most important thing he rubbed off was black! What was going on!
It's amazing! While thinking about what happened, the water level in the bathroom slowly began to drop! Seeing that the water level had dropped and there was no pipeline explosion, he quickly closed the door and started washing again.
Suddenly, when he washed his crotch, he couldn't help laughing, because looking at his white feet, he understood what was going on with a sticky white mud! The hair on his little brother reminded him of something that was quite damaged in junior high school.
It was in the second year of junior high school. Because I didn’t want to go to class, I was with my classmates. I was thinking about how to tease female classmates all day long. One day after taking biology class, the guy at the desk suddenly poked the female classmates in the front row hard and tried to hit her.
"Oh, crazy girl! The weather is so hot. If you can straighten this hair, I will buy you a torch (ice cream). If you can't straighten it, then you can buy me one!"
The female classmate sitting in front of him accepted it happily because she usually likes to play, because everyone knows that as soon as she loses her hair, she will immediately become straight. However, this little girl was holding it in her hand and preparing to put it in her mouth, and suddenly stopped.
"You guy is so bad, I know so much if he is hair, why is he so crooked! It's not something else! And what if you don't keep your word?"
At this time, I saw my deskmate blushing, and the crazy girl blushed like a chicken butt. At that time, Wang Gang didn't know the reason, and was about to come over to see what kind of hair it was. What kind of hair was still not straight, but was stopped by his deskmate. He smiled.
"Look at you, what can you do if you don't have hair! You don't know that some people are born with curly hair, and this hair is curly hair. I bet with him that there are no way. You usually have many ways to do it, so I'll let you try it. Just don't eat torches! At the very least, I'll buy him a bag of ocean!"
When the crazy girl heard the curly hair, she had no worries. She put her head in her mouth, and she came in and out several times, and finally frowned.
"Your hair is not human hair! I'll buy you ice cream!"
However, when the crazy girl had just left, Wang Gang took the legendary hair into his hand and saw it completely collapsed because the curly hair in front of him was not hair at all, but the hair on the little brother. Because there were many classmates around him, he did not expose it on the spot, but when the other female classmates left, all the boys laughed!
Finally, the crazy girl came back lively and gave the ice cream to her deskmate
"Wait for me to go to class and think about it carefully. What's going on! When I figure it out, you buy me two!"
I saw my deskmate unpacking and agreeing. At that time, Wang Gang wanted to slap his deskmate two pussys in the mouth! You, his uncle, want to eat ice cream, will I buy you one? As for what is so harmful? Looking at the deskmate licking the sticky butter on his tongue, his stomach was overwhelming, so he ran to the front and told the teacher that his stomach hurt. He squatted in the bathroom and smoked several cigarettes until the end of get out of class.
There is no airtight wall in the world, because until today, the crazy girl has not found a deskmate to study how to make the crooked hair straight. Instead, every time she sees them, she feels like she has seen a plague, and she walks around until she graduates from junior high school!
At this moment, Wang Gang finished his bath and figured out why he didn't go into the water. Finally, he wiped the water randomly and got into the bed naked, because the happiest thing in the world at that moment was that he could take off all his clothes and wake up naturally after sleeping! Because he was so tired!
Hopefully, he is a good person and dream! He sleeps until the next day!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!