"Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

A rapid knock on the door made Wang Gang return to reality here. Because he didn't sleep until he woke up naturally, he clamped his legs on his quilt and scolded him angrily.

"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! That's alive! Are the bandits coming? Xiaogang is not here!"

At this moment, I heard a heavy punch hit the door, followed by a scolding.

"Don't be whisper! You're looking for! Hurry up!"

Through the special knock on the door and the tone of cursing, Wang Gang knew that it was Wu Tong who was back, so he reluctantly moved to the edge of the bed, put on a small triangle, and dazed to pull the door handle down, turned his head and walked towards the bed. But who knew that Wu Tong actually pushed the door open with one hand. Wang Gang was wearing a rib, allowing many colleagues standing at the door to see it at a glance. Fortunately, they were all "bald strong" and without "cuihua"!

I found that the situation was not good, Wang Gang quickly ran to the bed, covered himself tightly, and glared at Wu Tong fiercely, but who knew that this guy not only did not have any apology, but blamed Wang Gang instead.

"What do you think! We have all of you, and it's not smaller than yours, shorter than yours, and thinner than yours! I don't know how to wear clothes when I open the door and release your pile of ribs. It's disgusting!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang naturally won't admit defeat

"I know your size is bigger than a donkey! Your size is longer than a horse! Your size is thicker than my arms! But the same thing I do is to sleep with a pillow and a quilt every night. It seems that you have a sow and can vent your ***. Come so anxiously, do you want to treat me to a meal if you have something to do?"

Wu Tong threw a cigarette to Wang Gang

"First use cigarette to block your broken mouth. It's just one sentence to eat. I'll see if you are alive, and if you don't have any key parts in your body, you can't get enough of the key parts! I just saw that you are alive and the key parts are there, so I'll tell you the most important thing today. I just received a notice that I'll hold a work meeting tomorrow, so I'll ask if you have any clothes!"

Wang Gang heard rumors about his being beaten and crippled again, and glared at first

"I ask you, the blessing of the old man, not only living but also living very well! I must have clothes, but I run naked all day without clothes!"

Wu Tong saw that Wang Gang's cigarette was always on the corner of his mouth, and after lit his own cigarette

"Do you order? Otherwise, don't smoke!"

Because of his lighter and cigarette, he was in his pocket of his clothes he had just changed, so he was too lazy to get up to pick it up. He waited for others to light it and got the fire by the way. If he wanted to, for every man who smoked, the first cigarette when he opened his eyes was the most fragrant! The first cigarette after a storm with a woman is the most enjoyable! Of course, the first cigarette in life is the most fatal, Wang Gang turned his eyes upwards and turned his eyes upwards.

"Nonsense! Get it quickly!"

Wu Tong threw the lighter to

"I'm talking about the clothes that are not your red skin, nor your jeans that have lost color, but are the suit we sent last time still in bags? Do you have a tie? Do you have a white shirt?"

Hearing this, Wang Gang coughed out by the cigarette that had not been swallowed yet, choking his nose sour and tears kept flowing

"You are not sick, right? You are wearing a suit and tie and you have to wear a tie. You still have to go see your wife if you want to get married! Is it necessary?"

Looking at Wang Gang's embarrassing and funny appearance, Wu Tongle was ruined

"Look at your bear! You are so nervous! You're just wearing a suit, what's the point? Is there any fuss? Is there any one thing? If not, let's buy it now, if so, get up and have dinner now! And are you, a bitch, no money? You bought all your money and called the legendary netizen in QH, and it's over!"

At this time, Wang Gang threw the pillow behind his head and took a deep breath of cigarette. The suit was sent last time, but it was not tried once. It was done with one set. But a man who could block the water from taking a bath would buy a white shirt and ruin the fruits of socialist labor! And there is also a tie. From his memory, as long as he wore a trouser, the button on the top seemed to have never been buttoned, because he felt that the thing was tied to his neck like a rein. Just look at it, it felt uncomfortable, just not to mention that it was actually tied. As for the 4500-500-yuan money every month, although he paid for the cigarette, he basically bought a phone recharge card, but he still had more than 200 yuan on his body, so he was not so nervous because he was short of money. So he asked timidly.

"If you don't wear a suit and don't wear a white shirt under it? If you don't wear a tie? The most important thing is if you don't participate?"

Facts proved that his concerns and timidity were correct. Sure enough, he gave Wu Tong a whip.

"Are you stupid on the stand? Or half of the face and half of the water in your mind. You have not done it yet when you walk from GS to Inner Mongolia! You think this unit is the market in your town! Not only can't, but you also have to participate! Wear your clothes first, and Xiaogang will come back later. Let's have a meal, and then go buy these things together! You will really convince you!"

With the sound of closing the door, Wang Gang's eyes turned up, because he thought that the white shirt and tie were acceptable, and he felt that it was a bit reliable. Xiaogang, we might have come down in order to hold a work meeting. This is simply a fantasy, because except for the suckers of the oil technical school, we could not be sent to the desert without TV, without signals, and without any entertainment facilities. The book and oil children were willing to go up, so he said that the quilt was lying down.

Unfortunately, he was really wrong this time, because he had not lifted the bed inside his bed yet, and the deadly knocking on the door sounded again. Although he was extremely reluctant, there was no way.

"Are you guys who are the Monkey King? You two are obviously holding the room card, so why are you knocking on it?"

Who knew that this sentence completely angered the old man outside the door

"Don't be stubborn! If you don't want to sleep at night, you'll be invisible!"

When he heard He Gang's voice, Wang Gang jumped out of bed and opened the door.

"Oh! You're simply coming and going without a trace! I'm worried that there will be no one to accompany you at night and you can't sleep alone!"

When He Gang put down his luggage and the two of them were just lit up the show, Wu Tong and Fan Li came over and watched the three of them attack each other. Wang Gang never said a word, because he knew that silence was better than sound at this time, and he would fall down without leaving any sound, and he couldn't climb up for a long time. Unfortunately, he was wrong again. Who knew that Wu Tong saw that he was not wearing clothes yet, so he opened the quilt with a handful of hands.

"Why are you so shameless! Both of you have changed your clothes, why are you still dead here without Ryukyu? What do you mean by waiting for us to dress you up!"

Wang Gang shook his head and walked towards the cabinet, but Wu Tong still didn't let him go. With a snap, he slapped his skinny and beautiful buttocks hard.

“Quick!”

Amidst a burst of laughter, several of them reunited again. The place where they had eaten was obviously located below the building. The hot restaurant can not only go to, but also enjoy the long-lost taste, but also let your eyes spend the New Year well and look at the boss's wife for a few more times.

After dinner, they all had round belly, as if they had forgotten the cold of winter, and slowly walked towards the market ahead. They were still looking for tie because everyone usually didn't wear suits, but they never expected that they ran around the entire market and did not find a white shirt. This made Wang Gang, who usually had a long teeth and took a taxi on the road, got irritated.

"His uncle only holds a bad annual work meeting. Why are there so many nonsense? My heels hurt when I left. I will ask for leave tomorrow. Anyway, I don't have anything to do with the first selection! Our grandma is so kind!"

At this time, Fan Ye, who had not spoken, spoke

"You are so irritable! This is a work meeting. They are the most important meeting of the unit every year. You are wearing dirty clothes. This is a matter of attitude. Besides, if we only have a few small training sessions, all the employees are the same. In the middle of winter, we look for white shirt books, which is not easy to work with, so follow us quickly!"

At this time, the owner of the clothing store smiled

"Oh! Just a few steps away, your feet hurt. There is definitely no one selling this market this season. For white shirts in summer, I'll tell you to go to the store on Ermalu to see if there are any!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang suddenly felt energetic, as if he saw the dawn of victory

"Thank you, the boss lady! Then let's go now!"

Then, a few people took a taxi to the brand clothing store on Ermalu. When they walked at the door of the store, Wang Gang stopped because he heard that the clothes there were at least not less than one thousand, and the 50 cents in his pocket was only 200. It was only a little over a little after entering. It might only be enough to buy underwear. Rather than buying clothes, it would be more embarrassing to go in.

Seeing Wang Gang sitting on the steps at the door, He Gang laughed

"You see, living people can still suffocate their urine. If we go in and take a walk, the woman inside will rape you if we can't do it!"

Wang Gang snorted because he knew at that moment that money was a man's courage, and he was a man of tens of millions, and his father was just a job, and his arms were thicker than his thighs. What was he going to do? But many men's fatal shortcomings

"I'm so tired, you guys go in! Come in just smoke a cigarette!"

After a while, only Wu Tong heard a voice

"Bitch! How big do you wear if you have white ones!"

As soon as he heard Wang Gang throwing the smoke on the ground, he walked a few steps and returned and stepped on it to extinguish it with his feet! Because it has become a habit to eliminate all possible fire hazards in oil and gas production units for a long time, he thought of a shirt. How big is his grandmother? Ask me, who will I ask? After pushing open the glass door, the salesperson in front of him was really beautiful. In the popular saying at that time, the flesh grew in the place where he should grow, and there was not much place where he should not grow. He stared at others with a lustful eyes. He suddenly couldn't walk forward. With a bang, he realized that he touched the mirror on the wall opposite the door. In the laughter of everyone, he explained embarrassedly.

"Your design is so fashionable. I thought there were clothes inside, so I'm going to take a look! It's really a village baby who has entered the city. He is not only a fool but also a fool!"

I saw that girl blushing

"Handsome guy! Because the space in the store is relatively small, in order to make people feel that the space inside is large, you are fine! How big a shirt you wear, I'll find one for you!"

Wang Gang looked at the shirts in each of them and looked at Fan Lei because his physiques were similar.

"The beauty is just like this handsome guy!"

The salesperson took a look in surprise

"Are you sure you can wear his? Your arm length and waist circumference are different!"

To be honest, Wang Gang has basically never bought clothes. Usually, the ones worn by his brother. When buying clothes at the New Year market, he took them down and tried the one and took them. How could he know his arms length and waist circumference? But when he heard the waist circumference, he reminded him of the woman's bust. In order to tease the beauty in front of him who made him hit the glass, he smiled badly

"Why is it so troublesome to buy a shirt? Then do you women have big and small sizes when buying underwear?"

The little girl's face turned redder, but for a person who works in the clothing industry, this problem is not a problem, and then he said

"Of course you think women can just take a look at the color when they go in! Usually we have A cover, B cover, C cover, D cover"

Now Wang Gang was happy. It turned out that this was installed with capital letters, so he asked curiously.

"Then there is no e, f, g cover! The letters in front are big, but the letters in the back!"

The little girl turned her eyes upwards, turned her head and smiled, then stared at Wang Gang and said

"The smaller the a is, the bigger the d cover, and I have sold very few bras you mentioned before!"

Fan Ye, who was standing next to him, spoke again

"Do you need to ask me how big I wear next and prepare to buy one!"

Everyone laughed, Wang Gang glared fiercely and pointed at Fan Ye's jeans

"I am a good citizen, of course I am ignorant. How could I be like a romantic figure with you? I wondered back then that many innocent girls fell under your jeans. These white spots are the first roses in the innocent women's life!"

Fan Lei blushed and said nothing. At this time, Wu Tong spoke, and if you don’t know, let someone measure it for you. Then the little girl brought a tape measure and measured Wang Gang’s arm length and shoulder width. Wang Gang felt puzzled, why didn’t he measure his waist circumference

"Why don't you measure your waist circumference?"

The little girl said helplessly

"The waist circumference is used when buying pants. If you don't know, I can measure it for you!"

Wang Gang thought to himself that he had to measure it anyway, so he might as well measure it all at once, so he would not know it at that time.

"Then you just measure it by the way."

Because the temperature inside the house is relatively high, the little girl wears less, and Wang Gang took off his coat. Because the little girl measured her waist, it took two hands to cooperate to complete it. However, when the girl's grapefruit jade peaks were touching back and forth between his back, the soft and elastic feeling made his goose bumps get up again and again. When he stretched his arms out, Xiao Gang beat his hand so much that it hurt.

"Okay! The measurement is over! You are waiting for you to change your clothes because you are the emperor!"

Finally, the little girl brought Wang Gang a white shirt to the cashier. They saw each of them giving a picture of Grandpa Mao and walked out with bags. Wang Gang was completely confused. A shirt costs 100. His grandmother's one was too expensive, but there was no way for any man to look too shabby or stingy in front of a woman he knew or didn't know. Therefore, he also gave one and smiled at the little girl.

But the moment he walked out of the glass door, Wang Gang's heart was bleeding again, because one hundred yuan was a thousand text messages, more than three hundred minutes long distance, two Lushan smokes, but the consequence of being unable to show off was that he was bitter and he had to smile and say it was great!

However, the three of them never expected that after the meeting, they accidentally discovered that their 100-dollar bills were returned to their pockets intact!

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!