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Chapter 247 Life is better than TV dramas

In the TV series, a affectionate bmg sounded, and the male protagonist said to the female protagonist: Oh my dear, I really can't believe my eyes.

Yi Ruchang: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

In the TV series, the heroine lying on the hospital bed also said to the hero: Yes, I can't believe it, I actually came back alive.

"Living, tell me now that you are alive! Ah-Am I crazy? Or are my eyes broken?"

Boss Yi left the food in his hand and rolled in place alive.

In the TV series, the doctor with a calm expression on the side said: I think the situation is still unstable and I still need to be hospitalized for observation. In this way, I will prescribe more calming medicine for you.

"Sir, what's wrong with you? What's going on?"

As the sound of Dongdongdong running went from far to near, the kitchen door was suddenly opened.

Mo Li looked frightened and walked out before he could even wipe the oil on the meat cut on his hands. He asked anxiously, "What's wrong?"

In the TV series, the two of them returned home, and immediately a crazy aunt rushed in: Daughter, daughter, I have said, don’t be with this crazy man, he will kill you one day. Ah, I, no, my... heart disease...

"This, only giant panda, alive!!"

Yi Ruchang straightened his neck, screamed and pointed at the panda on the sofa, while covering his heart in pain.

The huge belly of the black and white ball was pillowing under Ningning's head. As for her head, she slowly rotated over and glanced at Mo Li with her eyes that were too small compared to the dark circles.

It seems to be a demonstration.

Mo Li widened his eyes, and then he cruelly grabbed the back of his hand.

hiss.

Then, Mo Li looked at Ningning, who was sitting there watching TV calmly, looked at Panda, and looked at Mr. Yi again.

Panda continued to stare at Moli with a deep but contemptuous look, saying hello.

"Himmer."

Mo Li finally burped calmly and fainted.

While his soft hands slowly touched a piece of pen and paper next to him, and wrote a few words on it:

I don’t have any share of panda trafficking. If you want to go to jail, please find them!

——Direct Witness Mo Li.

In the TV series, the aunt fell down, covered her heart, and said the last line: My... medicine.

"Little Lizi! How could you leave me alone and leave first!" Seeing Mo Li fall down, Yi Ruchang walked over tremblingly and picked up his hand

Paper on the side.

After reading a few sentences, he immediately changed his face and started to squirt.

"It's also a tainted witness. I think you're pretty dirty and your speech is quite rhyme. Are you raping?!"

While crazily tearing Mo Li's last words apart, Yi Ruchang kicked Mo Li on the butt, crying: "I think you don't waste medicine, give me all the food and let me go quickly... Oh my God, panda trafficking, am I going to go to jail?

Mom!!”

The mother and daughter who happened to pass outside the door saw everything and hugged each other in surprise.

"Mom, this violent craziness finally attacked the panda!" The girl did not forget to take out her cell phone to take a photo.

"Yes, he actually lives here." Mom also took out her cell phone.

"He also knew that he should go to jail." The girl was indignant.

"Don't look at you violently, my mother will take you away from this terrible place immediately!" Mom took the photo and quickly fled with her child.

The two of them had a huge "whisper" without falling into the ears of the violent maniac.

Hearing this, Yi Ruchang clenched his fists and suppressed the surging feeling that he wanted to immediately burst out the two of them: "Enough, why are you two everywhere!"

"Oh, yeah, he's here."

"Young man, follow your mom and go home!"

One big and one small, a mother and daughter quickly disappeared into the normal realization with joy.

In the TV series... Oh, this time it wasn't. Ning Ning finally couldn't stand it and transferred the station. She smacked her lips dissatisfiedly, "What a crazy plot? The author has eaten shit."

After saying that, she turned off the TV, turned her head with a smile, and immediately changed into a doting expression on her face, and asked, "Hey, Xiao Cai, what show do you want to watch? Tell my sister, don't worry about those vulgar uncles."

"A panda, named Xiaocai..."

It is easy to twitch your face often, and the rift is written on your face.

"Xiao Cai?"

Mo Li's ears moved on the ground and turned over again.

Yi Ruchang is really going to collapse.

This may start with him and his boss having enough food and drink in front of the double tombstone and returning to the bus at the foot of the mountain.

At the foot of Qingcheng Mountain.

"Hey, where did you two get a panda doll?"

After taking all the luggage onto the bus from Qingcheng Mountain to Wuhou District, Yi Ruchang was a little surprised.

He then noticed that they both got one at some point.

Panda doll.

It was a panda that looked as fat as Ningning. The area on the butt egg was dirty, and the expression on the face was frozen on a disgusting expression.

"Pick it up?" he asked.

Moli nodded.

Ningning is not afraid of being in hot weather, so she kept holding her panda. She felt that she could easily lift it over and hug it. It was probably the type with poor quality. It is estimated that the cotton inside is the worst quality.

Yi Ru often frowned, and told Ning Ning a little disgusted: "Hey, Ning, don't pick up things next time you're fine. You want to buy a doll. Uncle Yi, I'll buy you a new one. I don't know what people have played with. It's very dirty."

As soon as he talked about the bacteria, Ningning looked up in surprise.

With big eyes blinking, she said, "Ah, what is 'bacteria'? Is it a edible bacteria? By the way, is the season for chicken mushrooms? I'm going to pick it in the countryside."

Yi Ruchang almost fell down.

"I said you are a foreigner. You don't know what the 'bacteria' is. You eat it with a lot of names and chicken mushrooms... You know a lot. Besides, I cut my hair and it's not a chicken coop, okay?"

“Okay wool-brown eggs.”

“…”

I remember, they seemed to drive as they were talking.

What I was going to refute was that after the bus started, I couldn't remember anything.

Yi Ruchang touched his chest and quickly shook the disgusting feeling left in his mind with Ning Ning's damn metaphor.

When we arrived in the city, we were trying hard to catch the last subway, and then we vomited better. Hey, at that time, didn’t this panda pass through the security check area safely!

How could it be alive?

Ah, wait a moment.

Yi Ruchang looked at the panda that had been watching him eating bamboo shoots, frowned and thought for a while: "You seem familiar."

The panda just ate it, looking at him.

Both of them looked at each other, both silent.

Yi Ruchang's eyes became darker and darker.

Where have you seen you, your smile is so familiar...

exist……

He suddenly took a deep breath.

It was ten years ago.

"You are the panda I saw in my forest ten years ago! I know you, you are pretending to be a human."
Chapter completed!
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