Chapter 248 Engel's coefficient is the big deal
Yiru always remembers that it was the night of May ten years ago.
He was in a very bad spirit at that time. He just entered the Taoist temple a few minutes ago, fought against Fei, lost Cai Lida, lost Jiang Anzhi's contact, and said goodbye to all the academy's farewells. He walked out of the forest like a ghost alone.
Unexpectedly, I met this panda on the road.
I remember that the panda was pouting and pulling out mushrooms there. After finding it, it flexibly used its claws to pull the ash and put them into its mouth. I guess it felt the smell was wrong halfway through, so I spit it out, with a disgusting look on his face. It was so angry that it jumped onto the mushroom and stepped on it, then clapped its hands and continued to walk.
It was probably because Yi Ruchang looked at it with a confused expression and attracted attention. Then it looked back and disappeared quickly.
At that glance, he remembered that he looked like this, you have never seen him. Yi Ruchang had no reaction at that time, but then he remembered that whose child was wearing panda dolls and playing picnics in that kind of place? Is it the monk's hobby? Which monk's Taoist name is related to pandas?
I thought I would never see you again in my life, but I didn’t expect that it was today, just today!
He immediately regained his confidence, sneered and kicked the corpse on the ground, and said that he would not escape from the ruthlessness of the future: "Little Lizi, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead. Search for me immediately. I'm going to see where the zipper on his body is. I want to expose his human identity!"
snort!
Once you think about it, Yi Ruchang became more and more sure: it was like this ten years ago, and this face reminded him that there would be pandas that remain unchanged for ten years. I heard that wild pandas only last more than ten years.
I'm afraid that this costume has not been washed for ten years, and if you have been sick for ten years, you have given up on treatment!
However, after trembling and touching, Mo Li turned around and gave him a crying expression.
The panda had no zipper on its body, and its hard hair and huge head were all real. It even had a very small amount of mana.
"Are you a real giant panda?"
Yi Ruchang frowned and looked at it, his brows getting tighter and tighter.
Dong.
There was a dull sound behind her. When she looked back, Mo Li hiccupled and fainted again.
After continuing to touch the paper and pen, Ningning wrote the word "confession". She silently moved over, confiscated all his things for him, tore them all into the panda's garbage bag.
Yi Ruchang sat down and accepted this reality.
At this moment, he needed a cigarette. After touching it for a long time, he remembered that he couldn't smoke.
That's fine if not.
"Half a panda is a monk. What do I raise such a real monk at home? I am not its mountain god. Humph, I can't beat a Ningning, Mo Li is considered a full labor..." Yi Ruchang thought for a long time and said,
It is to choose the same choice for Ningning to calculate it.
Suddenly he remembered something, and he asked with a hint of surprise: "Hey, what is the panda you eat? How much does that bamboo shoot cost?"
Ning Ning glanced at the sack of bamboo shoots and pouted, "It's not expensive, a bag is only a little over a thousand."
As soon as these words were spoken, pointing at the gate, Yi Ruo was extremely calm and even too cold and said: "Go out, go out immediately!"
Seeing that the owner of the shop was so cold, Ning Ning was obviously angry, covered her ears and pretended not to listen, while chopping peppers: "Stingy, you are all money all day long, and all adults are like this!"
It doesn't matter who made a mistake. At this moment, she has become the party to blame. Yi Ruchang looks like this, and she is indeed very similar to her father's self who used to face the crime.
You can still make sense of what I eat. Isn’t your rebelliousness early in your adolescence? Yi Ruchang turned his head and looked for his mobile phone. Sure enough, a thousand yuan was missing on the bound bank card information. Mom, the sky is vast and the earth is everywhere.
The number that Ning Ning said lightly was like a thousand knives poked on Yi Ruchang's heart, and his eyes were poked red. He was poked thousands of arrows so hard that they could penetrate the heart, scratch their ears, and turn. All kinds of four-character idioms are not OK.
He pointed at the panda and began to urge, his tone was firm and trembling: "I tell you to get out of my store now, otherwise don't blame me for destroying pandas. What kind of pandas? Eat a bamboo shoot so much money. Who can afford it... Hey. How many days does this cost?"
Ning Ning calculated by her fingers. She first had two hands, but later she felt that her hands were not enough. She gave up counting and gave up counting. After taking a look at the panda, she snorted the exact number.
"It's a day."
As soon as she finished speaking, Boss Yi stood up and pointed at the direction of the gate, with tears on his face: "Go out-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"It's the Engel coefficient..."
Mo Li, who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand and weakly corrected Yi Ruchang's statement.
Where did Ningning agree?
Haha, I dare to yell at my baby panda.
She also became angry and stood on the sofa, imitating the adults, and said, "If you dare to let him go out today, I will dare to let you go out."
And raised her bunny head and looked at people with nostrils.
"Oh, you are a traitor, who cooks and washes you all day long? Do you have any conscience?"
Mo Li, who cooks and washes clothes for Ningning every day, watched Yi Ruchang grit his teeth and say this, and rolled up his sleeves viciously.
Ning Ning on the other side also began to twist her wrist.
A big battle, forced
On the horizon.
Well, thirty-six strategies.
At this moment, Mo Li didn't dare to delay, so he took the opportunity to sneak up from the ground, rolled and snuck into the kitchen, closed the kitchen door and hid inside and didn't dare to come out.
As soon as the door was closed, it suddenly turned into a slam.
Bang bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang bang.
He had a good premonition. He immediately started fighting outside the door. It was fist to the flesh, without any adulteration, and his mouth was not idle. He kept biting and scolding, and how much debris fell on the wall was more than the heavy earthquake that year.
When I saw outside the kitchen window, the frightened mother and daughter came around this direction and found the bustling in the store. She had already taken out her cell phone and called the police immediately.
Mo Li is not good now and then he stretches out his head and says, "Call the police and just beat him." This person is so shameless. Mo Li wants it even, really worried that others know that they are related to this family.
As the bells slammed in the room, more and more people stopped and watched.
The upstairs couldn't stand it, so he took out a broom and poked the ground: "Hey, is it over? He's fighting all day long. He's not happy to get a divorce and goes to get a good job. He wants to smash things here. There's no peace in a big weekend!"
Speaking of smashing, he reminded Mo Li to take down all the valuables placed on the kitchen countertop, for fear that they would fall and smash.
Oh, it's collected inside, but outside! Don't be excited and all the valuable treasures in the store...
He was anxious and stretched out his head and saw: I'm OK, don't worry.
The two of them were simply fighting, you twisted my neck and pulled your hair, and the whole Brazilian Jiu-jitsu plus Jeet Kune Do and Tai Chi to fight with women.
But the two of them had a very tacit understanding. When they met valuables, they would meet valuables. Anyone who could be worth a little money was just like running water and could pass by them flexibly, killing their little fingers that would never touch anything.
Very good, you two are stingy!
Before the complaint was over, Ningning opened her big feet and saw an apple coming straight to the direction of Mo Li's storefront: "Oh!"
Mo Li's eyes turned dark and he couldn't dodge.
In the blink of an eye, the black and white ball rolled sideways, grabbed the apple with one snatched in his hand, avoiding the same dark circles as Mo Li was killed.
The movements are so fast that they are clean and neat in the blink of an eye.
The key is that it is a difficult movement with a weight of about 300 kilograms. The degree of shock can be imagined.
Mo Li blinked again, and the giant panda had already stuffed the apple into his mouth and continued to lie on the sofa watching TV.
No matter how noisy the two of them were, they were happy and kept sucking their stomachs from time to time.
Chapter completed!